dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
sam: what are you even saying
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
sweetdez: detrea: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: a-little-insane: the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
a-study-in-lobo: odair-dontcare: Did you know that Cormac McLaggen from HP Is Luke from Pitch Perfect No longer hates him.
*drops box set on my toe* Me:Call I call it bastard now??? Mom: no. Me: Why??? It hurt my toe!! Mom: Lemme put it this way- you hurt my vagina and I don’t call you bad names, do I?? *dies laughing*
My boyfriend’s mom is perfect and great. I love her so much❤
Fuck this shit.
Welp, this fucking sucks. My father calls my mom(for the first time in over a year), starts sobbing, starts more crap about me not liking his abusive ways, tells my mom stuff that he knows will make me feel like crap, tells her even more shit on me, invites me to something for my brother like nothing ever happened. Fuck this. I have no father.
castielphilia: you know who’s hot cary elwes is hot
I’m so pissed right now I can’t fall back asleep. I swear to god I just want to move already so my room isn’t connected to my moms anymore. I’d love to sleep through the night and not be woken up by moans for once.
tippenstiel: Eyes front soldier. Omg
What you call people according to their fandoms:
Doctor Who: Whovians
Supernatural: Emotionally unstable.